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Jutze - Planet Earth Role Playing

from The Legend of SKULTAR! by White Elephant Music Club

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All those worlds of sword and sorcery
Are not that different from ours
People go to the grocery
And some believe in higher powers
They complain about the weather
They find politics annoying as hell
So it seems fair to assume
That they have role-playing games, as well

Planet Earth Role Playing
Where Frodo is a TV star
Conan plays a librarian
Who is driving around in an American car
Planet Earth Role Playing
Where Elric is an internet star
Skultar is a car salesman
And Lanfear is playing guitar

They are armed with nothing but pen and paper
And a couple of ten-sided dice
The wizardry and magic have to wait until later
For now there is an RPG-moon on the rise

Planet Earth Role Playing
Where Taran is a rock and roll star
And the tin man plays the pope
While Inigo Montoya is working in a bar
Planet Earth Role Playing
Where Xena is a radio star
Skultar is a car salesman
And Lanfear is playing guitar

Planet Earth Role Playing (repeat)

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from The Legend of SKULTAR!, released September 21, 2010
Johannes Schult (playing, writing, producing, mispronouncing Skultar etc.)

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